Nurse Memes For The Heroes of Healthcare

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    Forehead - They finally hired more nurses for your unit They went to the Palm Beach school of nursing 0000 codebluememes
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    Forehead - WHEN THE PATIENT PULLS OUT THEIR OWN CATHETER
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    Computer - Me dictating my own nursing notes Patient shit all over the bed again [period] then verbalized "ya moms a hoe" [exclamation point] and asked if I eat ass [question mark] www
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    Font - Nursing fails because it tries to do too much, to check too much, chart too much, and, in doing so, loses sight of what's important and burns out it's people. Imagine how much more effective we could be if we weren't stuck charting about people's socks and side rails. The answer to better care isn't more checklists and assessment scales, it's letting nurses be more empowered. But nursing leaders don't want that.
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    Product - If paramedics treated cops the same way that cops treat paramedics. "Dispatch, I have a car double parked at the grocery store, please send law enforcement."
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    Pug - when working in healthcare has left you soulless but you still show up to work each day because people keep putting fruits in their butt and you have bills to pay @lance thewran @scrublifeofficial
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    Forehead - Me watching my coworkers struggle but I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over
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    Poster - I used to be young and impressionable. Now, thanks to a career in nursing, I can turn any topic into something gross and inappropriate. made with mematic Lally Florence Nightingale
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    Cartoon - Physical therapy Nurse We left them in the chair @memenurseofficial
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    Fluid - WHEN YOUR PATIENT DENIES ANY MEDICAL HISTORY THEN SHOWS YOU THEIR MEDICATIONS
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    Font - Talking to non medical people is sometimes hell Yo U free Today 7:15 PM What happened?? A iMessage I'm in the ICU I'm working.. Delivered
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    Font - REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT NURSES WERE TIMID & SUBMISSIVE DOCTOR'S HELPERS, & THEN A PANDEMIC CAME, & THE WORLD FINALLY REALIZED A NURSESONJA NURSE IS LIKE THE SWISS ARMY KNIFE OF HEALTHCARE PROVIDERS & WILL FIND TEN MILLION WAYS TO SAVE YOUR LIFE? MAY WE NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE VALUE OF A DAMN GOOD NURSE.
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    Photograph - Waking the patient up to give meds at 0400 in the morning be like: Me @codebrewstat Patient
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    Forehead - When you're at work and someone steals your good pen
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    Sleeve - NURSE: "ARE YOU TAKING YOUR LASIX?!! BOTH B rts BRIT You BRI PT: "YES..."
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    Font - WHAT'S SOMETHING THAT WAS COMMON WHEN YOU STARTED NURSING BUT SEEN AS OBSOLETE NOW? LIKE FINDING A LANDLINE IN A HOUSE imgflip.com
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    Font - NEVER HAVE I EVER nurse edition one point for each thing you have not done Seen someone pass away • Thrown up at something I saw at work • Seen someone born . Had secretions thrown at me . Had to retake an exam • Accidentally used a pen a patient used. Stayed up later than 3 AM to • Sat in my car listening to music if I got to study work too early . Gone a whole shift without eating • Gotten a BSN • Been pooped on - BREA 29 . Gone into work or clinical in extreme weather • Worked night sh
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    Font - I like how every time a doctor pulls some medicine into a syringe they squirt a little bit out for their fallen homies.
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    Sleeve - Anytime someone gives you report and says, "they're an easy patient" So that was a fucking lie. 1855 appeal
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    Organism - When your work wife is having trouble locating Urethra Franklin so you grab a leg @coderedwine_in
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    Hair - When your coworker asks you to cover their shift... First of all... I don't want to work my own shifts, let alone yours.
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    Computer - AND HAVE YOU HAD THIS ONE BEFORE? E CLIES) UM, YEP
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    Forehead - Me stuck behind the pharmacy tech refilling the Pyxis while my patients die @codebluememes
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    Art - ENDLA Sal OF WHIC Vlad the Inhaler
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    Clock - Jr. IV's OH, NURSE! Insulin Call the Doc OF NURSE! Nurse Clock Enemas OH, NURSE! Vitale Check Medications Wound Care OH, NURSE! Bed Baths
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    Rectangle - I feel like a tangled set of EKG wires right now @savageparamedics
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    Handwriting - Incontinent Pad Placement for those who don't know B Incorrect They don't pee or poop out their ears people! Geezzz.. correct
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    Product - New grads a few days into their first job, finding out what nursing is REALLY like: @TheReality Of Nursing Years of academy training wasted!
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    Table - THE WORST POSSIBLE COMBINATION IN NURSING IS NOT AN INTERACTION OF TWO DRUGS.... 00 NOT CONTESSOS Col IT'S THIS PIECE OF SHITTY TABLE AND A GLASS OF WATER ON TOP OF IT!
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    Food - Loving my new gravy boat that I found at my house. grandads

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